Stolen in.. cold blood from the all powerful Vietnam.

List 12 of your original characters:

01. Salmira
02. Taez
03. Emil
04. Gadget
05. .. . Salmira
06. Taez
07. Emil
08. Pseudolix Cidd ( Gadget )
09. Salmira Magdalena Krauss
10. Taez of Shantha
11. Emil Tyler Young
12. .. Gadget.


01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

You're luck they're different characters. Emil, 11, because.. Well, he actually went to school. Taez is street smart, yo. D3monz 4 life.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Hot in a creepy "why does he have horns" sort of way.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

HAHAHA. "Dude." "Dude." "... Cigarettes and beer?" "Beer and cigarettes!"

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?

Salmira can't read, but if she could.. Children's stories.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

.. Haha. That confused even me. Taez would swear fealty to Taez after flipping a coin.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Salmira would be fine living on her own, but I don't think Taez and her would get along very well. Salmira can't deal with people who wont let her touch them.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Taez, Emil, Gadget.
Restaurant: Home meal, begged and pleaded from Maelyn. ( Gadget doesn't like artificial, or real lights. Taez doesn't like being in public. Emil would have no fucking choice. )
Topic 1: Laughing at Emil.
Topic 2: Laughing drunkenly at Emil.
Topic 3: Passed out.
Topic 4: Where the fuck are we?

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Well, Shao is water-elemented, and Iriel uses flaming hoops. So Shao would probably pwn her.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Salmira stole Gadget's surfboard. How would he get it back? He's smart. He wouldn't.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

My Roommate Puts Out and this Cinnabon is Delicious. - Gadget and Emil.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Salmira and Gadget. Throw a single child's toy into a room with the two of them, and watch them debate on who should get it.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

.. I have a friend like Emil. We'd listen to music and try on girlpants together at the mall. [he's so scene]

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I'd ask Emil what time it was.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Nope.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Taez would probably pick Emil over Salmira. Taez doesn't like being touched, and Sal is over-affectionate. Emil just eats a lot.

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Taez: EAT LEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS.

He's so cliché.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

AHAHAHAHA - Wipeout.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Wtf is dim sum and scallion pancakes? Between Sal, Taez, and Gadget, probably Taez because he's biggest, but Salmira is fast, and Gadget would bitch about it.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

A lot of Taez on Taez action going on. "Hey, hornhead, what's up?"

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Four counts of manslaughter, four counts of cannibalism, 18 counts of theft, and one count of rape.

21) What is 6's secret?

He nearly creams his pants at the smell of blood, and the sound of guns firing.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Salmira. Salmira's really fucking fast, and Emil is well.. a whiteboy.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Gadget over Emil. Emil would scream like a girl, and well, Gadget's pretty well indestructable in a fist fight. Being shot or stabbed would suck, though.

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3 , who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

So, Sal is trying to stop Gadget from.. stealing her stolen bottle of Bacardi. Emil is all like "That's fucked up. Fuck yeah I'll help you," but is secretly a rum-runner and theif for Gadget. Meanwhile, Gadget, sitting by himself and bored, figures it would be a good idea to see if he can get out of handcuffs. He can't. Salmira, upon seeing this, tells Emil that his "partner in crime" is an idiot. Emil agrees.

-What title would you give this fic?

Lies and Liquor bottles

-Name three people on your friends list who might read it.

NO ONE

-Name one person who should write it.

NO ONE